53 Responses for "Still alive"

1. tectonic plate August 4th, 2009 at 2:42 1

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9YeQu4MpaY

2. MV August 4th, 2009 at 2:45 2

   Confection of questionable veracity? I’m not holding my breath.

3. Reboot August 4th, 2009 at 10:30 3

   We need another loli-battle !!!

4. maleficarium August 4th, 2009 at 14:59 4

   The cake is not a lie?

5. Anonymous August 4th, 2009 at 15:58 5

   ha ha ha haa stayin alive!

6. wah August 4th, 2009 at 18:05 6

   I commend you for hanging in there, but I really think you should just call this quits dude.

7. 16bit August 4th, 2009 at 21:24 7

   … who are you again?

8. Pyrus August 5th, 2009 at 6:27 8

   Just like Mark Twain: Rumors of your death or [FBI] imprisonment have been greatly exagerated!

   That picture looks familiar for some reason, but I don’t get your reasoning for showing it.

   That youtube video needs a little something to make it go from just OK to great. I just know what it is.

9. Blog de la photographie August 6th, 2009 at 12:38 9

   Welcome back to your home !

10. Glennt123 August 7th, 2009 at 19:18 10

    That is from Portal. You would know it if you beat the game. Good luck dude, and hope you hang in there. I love your site, it has given me many lolz over the years.

11. TDC August 9th, 2009 at 2:50 11

    You need an assistant to keep updating the blog.

12. the otheranonymous August 9th, 2009 at 3:52 12

    So what are those things on the racks? Death Star larvae? More delicious cake in foreground though… can we have a bite?

13. El Mex August 12th, 2009 at 1:50 13

    Am I a stalker for always looking for TDC’s comments second? (Abq is still first :3)

14. theotheranonymous August 12th, 2009 at 16:29 14

    One can only hope, El Mex, one can only hope. Many are called but few answer. Onward and onward to stalkerdom fame and restraining orders!

15. theotheranonymous August 17th, 2009 at 13:53 15

    … just occurred to me that there is one candle on that confection, so discarding the thought that abq is much younger than I thought I wonder if there is some sort of anniversary on this site. When did the Loli-Battle start/finish perhaps?
    Stalker girl?
    El Mex’s first posting?
    Velveeta processed cheese food finally available locally in abq’s hood?
    Inquiring minds want pocky!

16. El Mex August 19th, 2009 at 13:27 16

    You are right toA! I need to be more in-touch with my roots! However TDC is a elusive one; posts randomly and hides discretely within the shadows of the internet.

    …Maybe it’s that charm that appeals to me, since she reminds me of myself o_o with boobs of course. I never thought I could stalk myself…Of course she might just be a 30 yo D:

    You’ve given me alot to think about…

17. t August 19th, 2009 at 16:48 17

    Sadly, my roots are parsnip. And i would like to think about having my own stalker girl. Pink haired with upturned button nose… Or do I truly prefer Karinka. There is just something about a woman mostly out of her uniform, y’knoiw?

18. theotheranonymous August 19th, 2009 at 16:51 18

    oops how did my form filler NOT add the rest of my id in previous posting??? Then again maybe I like being T.. sort of like L from Deathnote but without having to be dead!

19. fourzerofour August 20th, 2009 at 4:51 19

    Dude… I fucking love this site but lately there’s nothing here… it sucks…
    To the owner:
    Please post more funny stuff for me to laugh at and then make fun of and then possibly masturbate to.

    Thanks,

    -fourzerofour

20. El Mex August 21st, 2009 at 6:42 20

    Let us lighten up the place ourselves! Hey ToA, when was the last time you spanked a loli o.o

21. Pyrus August 21st, 2009 at 6:47 21

    abq is busy resuming a life (most likely seeking out new loli porn, dating his ninja stalker, and dodging internet law enforcement), and is probably too busy to post.

22. MidbossVyers August 21st, 2009 at 14:35 22

    Ninja, huh? Kunoichi play? With fishnet leggings?

23. Hangmen August 22nd, 2009 at 0:29 23

    If you already found a girlfriend and a stable job, then you must initiate the deletion of System32.

24. theotheranonymous August 22nd, 2009 at 3:32 24

    spanked a loli, me?Look I never caught on that my daughter had been cheating at Candyland all those years. I just thought I sucked at the game…
    30 years later she fessed up that when i was checking on what was cooking or answering the phone her foirst-grader self was restacking the deck.
    Spank one? More likely I would have been fleeced by the dears.
    Where is my wallet come to think of it!
    your turn.

25. El_Mex August 22nd, 2009 at 7:51 25

    Ah the spanking of Loli’s; it gives one much pleasure to bring your hand down on such a tiny little bum. I remember this one girl at AX. Yes she was a cute little brown-haired, short-shorts, Philipino/White mixed Loli (with braces). She had “Spank me” written all over her. We met at the Arcade near the lobby entrance next to a DDR machine; I had to show her my moves of course. We walked around a bit talking, later examining the various video rooms for some emptyness >:3.
    Unfortunately before we could her parents had found her and wanted to go eat. Much to their surprise to find she had made such an older acquaintance, so they wanted to leave with much haste. That is when as she turned around after saying bye, I reached over and gave her a good spank on her right cheek.
    The spank was very satisfying as expected, however it was nothing compared to the unexpected “Mya!” that she let loose from her lips. I swear if my ears could express themselves, they would have come. It caught the attention of nearby people (including her parents), but I was long gone, never to see my beloved Chan-chan again.

    *cough* Well I think I shall come back later because now I am to wallow in my memories. ^^

26. theotheranonymous August 22nd, 2009 at 15:10 26

    everyone leads a more interesting life than me…
    Oh rats, the ferrets are attacking again! Gotta go get the traps, L8r!

27. Pyrus August 22nd, 2009 at 17:15 27

    You don’t need traps to cat ferrets, only Nanohas! Lots of Nanohas…and maybe some Lieses & Rotts too!

28. Pyrus August 22nd, 2009 at 17:18 28

    I meant “catch”, not “cat”!

29. theotheranonymous August 23rd, 2009 at 4:45 29

    funny because it made perfect sense to me…
    Catch as Cats can after all. If you can ferret any sense out of the sensei!

30. Pyrus August 23rd, 2009 at 7:51 30

    The cats have to be lolicats as Tom cats can only catch Jerrys!

31. MidbossVyers August 23rd, 2009 at 14:11 31

    Lolicats, like Len and White Len from the Tsukihime saga?

32. Pyrus August 24th, 2009 at 3:18 32

    Or Chen & Orin. The more lolicats the better!

33. theotheranonymous August 24th, 2009 at 14:21 33

    Pyrus, does that mean Tom and Jerry toons are furry shota?
    omg…
    Speaking of which, not that we were, So WTH(eck) is the pic about anyhows?
    lolicat is lolification?

34. Pyrus August 25th, 2009 at 6:28 34

    Haven’t you ever noticed? In the older shows, Tom’s always trying to take Jerry in his mouth. If Tom does try to get a girl, Jerry tries to break it up. In the later shows, they’re best friends and are always traveling & playing sports and whatnot.

    The pic? The centerpiece of it looks like some kind of chocolate cake and the post is titled Still Alive. This could mean he’s still excited by little brown girls.

    Because “a cat is fine too”, it must be lolified.

35. El_Mex August 26th, 2009 at 5:30 35

    I am ElMex. Beware I live. RUN RUN RUN! I Hunger……RAAAAAWWWWR!

    It’s Loli feeding time >:3.

36. Anonymous August 26th, 2009 at 16:45 36

    feeding on lolis (what is this, gurochan?)or feeding them to cats?(repeat). Oh wait, feeding lolis delicious cake!
    omg… cannibalism

37. MidbossVyers August 28th, 2009 at 14:23 37

    Oh, just some nibbling.

38. theotheranonymous August 29th, 2009 at 14:11 38

    Then I will refrain from making the obvious comment about “just licking the frosting” !

39. El Mex September 2nd, 2009 at 22:15 39

    Poop.

40. theotheranonymous September 4th, 2009 at 16:13 40

    You clean up after yourself if you do! While abq’s away (or just hiding out…) we can’t be making a mess here!
    I just swept up for one ting and got all those cobwebs out of the corners. Oh and who left the lights on in Wallet Am Cry?

41. Dr_Demento September 7th, 2009 at 16:02 41

    I tried to pull this up and thought ”aw crap, he let his domain die, I guess ABQ either got busted or got kicked in the balls by the new great depression”.
    BTW, I know where you got the pic in your last loli battle, it was the cover of ‘Lolitia spirits 5′.
    I have it as well.

42. theotheranonymous September 9th, 2009 at 3:51 42

    Dear
    Dr. D. I had it too but vitamin B-1 shots and gamma treatments cleared that up. Except for the tentacles…
    Er, anyway anyone have any explanation of the photo? Inquiring minds want Potato chips.
    Instead El Mex will tantalize me with spanked loli stories but there you have it! Better that than monkey I suppose.
    C’mon someone tell… pretty please with Steel Angel Karinka on top? (She is such a doll…)

43. El Mex September 10th, 2009 at 6:46 43

    Nah sorry ToA, that was the best I got. I must say though today was particularly interesting though. My Loli and I in celebration of the once in my life time 9/9/09 (she will probably make it to the 9/9/99), enjoyed something, completely different.

    It went down like this: 99, instead of the traditional 69. The best part being when she placed her bum against me and slide her panties (I bought her) to the side a bit, exposing only her lil hole. Teasing her shyness, I waited for her to tell me in her own words where she wanted it. I must admit though in the past I was always particularly firm in my position about the pooper being exit only. However it is nothing like I had imagined it would be once I gripped her tiny little bum and let it rip. KY helped quite a bit though, kudo’s Johnson & Johnson for providing products for lolis for ALL sorts of things ^^.

    That’s all I got though, nothing too crazy goes on with me. Except now I have a butt fetish :/

44. TDC September 11th, 2009 at 8:31 44

    Hmmm, yes, elusive…

    I don’t need a stalker lol. And I assure you I am not a dude, nor 30.

    I just pop in to see if (and ever) abq has updated.

    Which is almost never.

    Poo.

45. theotheranonymous September 13th, 2009 at 3:42 45

    okay… am so not going to make pun about loligagging around. Nope, won’t do it. El Mex is Greek? Oy!

    So okay, I take it NOBODY has any idea what the pic is about? Only abq?

46. Pyrus September 13th, 2009 at 7:01 46

    It looks like a chocolate cake topped with cherries and a candle:
    Chocolate cake = Sweet little brown loli(s)
    Cherries = Virgins with the # of cherries = # of virgins
    Candle = Hot loli(s)
    The background has lots of balls, some with a light shining, but none pointed directly at the cake:
    No one’s watching the loli(s)!

    The meaning may be clear: abq is picking up little brown virgin girls on the sly and nobody’s noticing!

47. theotheranonymous September 18th, 2009 at 15:46 47

    So that was abq shouting “Brown girls are best”? Well now we know why he hasn’t updated…

48. Dr_Demento September 19th, 2009 at 2:29 48

    I pop in once a week to see if anything is happening.
    Bummer
    Might have to do something to help, more later.

49. A guy form Los Lunas September 21st, 2009 at 2:57 49

    Your site changes as often as the seasons. Good for the earth, bad for a blog.

50. Anna @ Fairy Princess Costume October 6th, 2009 at 23:14 50

    @ A Guy form Los Lunas - I think its awesome that this site changes heaps? Keeps things fresh!

51. Anonymous October 17th, 2009 at 10:24 51

    come back T_T

52. theotheranonymous October 18th, 2009 at 22:16 52

    My God, my god, abq wherefore art thou! Come back all is forgiven! I need my abq!

53. AKittySensei October 25th, 2009 at 20:46 53

    need moar loli =@_@=