Last week, I had my last exam for this semester. It’s finally time for some well-deserved rest… starting never. My summer job starts today.

Actually, I’m thinking about finding a friend who can freeze me until Thursday. Oh wait, I don’t have any friends. Damn. I guess I’m off to work.

Canada Bans Imports of Cool Devices, Words Worth

The Canada Border Services Agency has ruled in a October-December 2007 list (released this month) that the American re-releases of the hentai anime series Cool Devices and Words Worth (pictured at right) qualify as obscene under subsection 163(8) of Canada’s Criminal Code.

Wordsworth doesn’t approve. The last stanza of “I wandered lonely as a cloud” is obviously about jacking off, be it to hentai or your sister’s diary:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

I’m generally against taking advantage of drunk girls. You should never let a substance do a man’s work. Do it yourself, knock her out cold cavemen style.

For the safety of everyone, all women should be leashed. Not all women are bad, but some have received poor training from their masters and I’d rather be safe than sorry.

Sending pubes in an envelope is kind of cute.

Wood + iron = sparkles?

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