The correct answer is: both. Amy Acker would also have been an acceptable answer.

Apparently, Creepy-chan is one of the contestants in America’s Next Top Model. Even though she has some pretty sharp knees, I’d still put me peepee in her vajayjay, poo-poo hole and eyes.

It’s so obvious!

Man dies in Bonn porn video booth

A German man has been found dead in a pornography video booth at a Bonn Beate Uhse sex shop, Cologne daily Express reported on Friday.

Apparently “plump boobs and hot thighs” were too much for the 54-year-old pornography customer’s heart, who died while watching porn in one of the video-booths at the sex-shop on Bischofsplatz, the paper said.

I guess all signs point to multiple strokes. What a hard way to go. It must be quite awkward to find a stiff body in a porn booth.